I heart THE CRITIC: Movie Reference 1

Pilot Episode

Valerie's new movie Kiss of Death is being compared to Basic Instinct.
A critic says "The Pelican Brief is more like Turkey Too Long".
Jay says he played Throws Like A Girl on the set of Dances with Wolves.
Jay has a poster of Close Encounters in his bedroom.
Jay wears a robe that reads The Color Purple.
Jay wears a shirt that reads My Own Private Idaho.
Jay has a poster of Lawrence of Arabia in his living room.