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Mary Albright: Just be glad you're at the top of the food chain and nothing eats you.
Dick Solomon: What about the shark in Jaws. He's so scary.

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Season 1 -- "The Operation"

During a tap dance rehersal with Rose and Blanche, Dorothy injures her foot and later Dorothy is hesitant about having foot surgery just as she was scheduled to tap dance with Blanche and Rose in a dance recital. Meanwhile, with Dorothy out of the recital, Blanche and Rose must re-work their act.

I heart MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE: Trivia 3

The two wrestlers briefly featured in the opening credits are Bret Hart and Chris Benoit.

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Season 2 -- "Bart's Dog Gets An F"

After a series of destructive acts, the entire Simpson family loses patience with Santa's Little Helper. Marge and Homer insist on sending the dog to Emily Winthrop's Canine College but Santa's Little Helper proves too unruly and stupid to learn anything. Homer and Marge threaten to give the dog away if he doesn't pass his obedience training, so Bart tries as hard as he can to train him, but Santa's Little Helper refuses to lie down or do any of the other tricks he was taught. Somehow, Bart finally gets through to the dog, who ultimately passes Canine College and stays with the family.

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Carrie: Here. Swear. Swear on Chanel.

I heart SOUTH PARK: Trivia 1

To date South Park still holds the Guiness World Record for "Most Swearing in animated series."

I heart THE CRITIC: Opening Phone Gag 1

"Hello Jay, this is the devil. Despite what you think I am not the reason Cher won an oscar. I am the reason Marisa Tomei won an oscar. (evil laugh)"

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Season 4 -- Two-Faced Dick

The Big Giant Head grants Sally's three-year-old request for a "gender reassignment" - and switches her body with Dick's. Responding to a three-year-old request from Sally that she be given a male body, the Big Giant Head switches Sally's body with Dick's. Each of them has to cope with all the thorny details of gender reassignment, including such specifics as how to deal with men's catcalls, and where to find cute shoes in Dick's size. Plus, each of them has to successfully maintain the other's romantic relationship. They each get as far as a kiss, but before things go any further, their request to switch back is granted, leaving them both far more knowledgeable about what it's like to be a member of the opposite sex.

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Blanche: What was your first impression of me?
Rose (right): I thought you wore too much makeup and were a slut. I was wrong. You don't wear too much makeup.

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"Boss of Me" by They Might Be Giants

Yes, no, maybe -I don't know.
Can you repeat the question?

You're not the boss of me now!
You're not the boss of me now!
You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big!
You're not the boss of me now!
You're not the boss of me now!
You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big!

Life is unfair!

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Bart is the most misunderstood Simpson. He is constantly frustrated by the narrow-minded people of Springfield who judge him merely by his thoughts and actions. At heart, he's just a good kid with a few bad ideas, a couple of really bad ideas and one or two that are still being reviewed by the Springfield district attorney. Basically, Bart is no different from any ordinary fourth grader. he enjoys skateboarding, bubble gum, Squishees from the Kwik-E-Mart, and single-handedly bringing a homicial TV sidekick to justice -- twice.

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Adam: Come on, give me a little BJ, up and down a couple times, you're done, it's easy!
Samantha: Easy? You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'!

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Kyle's Mom: Just remember what the MPAA says: Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty words!

I heart THE CRITIC: Quotes 3

Jay: Did you ever love a woman so much that...
Taxi Driver: Look at sign!
Sign: Driver only speaks three words of English.

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Season Two - Fifteen Minutes of Dick

Sally becomes a pseudo celebrity when she beats up Mark Hamill in a restaurant, and Dick becomes jealous while Tommy's school life is affected by Sally's newfound fame. As Sally's assistant, Harry becomes obsessed with keeping Sally on top.

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Season 1 - The Way We Met

The girls reminisce about the way they first met. Blanche advertised for two roommates at the local supermarket. Rose and Dorothy answered the ad. It was not all peaches and cream for the first few days, but when the mutual love for cheesecake was discovered, it was the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

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Reese: Happy thoughts, happy thoughts... Puppies, ice cream, fat people falling over...

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Homer Jay Simpson (voiced by Dan Castellaneta) is one of the main characters in the animated television series The Simpsons. As the father of the Simpson family, Homer is overweight, lazy, gluttonous, and none too bright, and his behaviour is often (but not always) oafish, clumsy, and insensitive, but he still remains lovable. Over the years he has become one of the notable dads in television.

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Season 1 - Pilot Episode - "Sex and the City"

"It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?" - Carrie

Directed by: Susan Seidelman
Written by: Darren Star
Synopsis
At a birthday party for thirtysomething Miranda, Carrie and her friends vow to stop worrying about finding the perfect male and start having sex like men. Carrie experiments with an old flame and meets Mr. Big; Miranda warms up to Skipper; Samantha has a one night stand with a man Charlotte wouldn't sleep with on the first date.

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Season 4 - Helen Keller! The Musical
This more irreverent than usual episode of South Park contains more of the creative tunes that South Park fans have come to appreciate. In an attempt to put on a more popular show than the kindergartners, Eric, Kyle, Kenny, and Stan decide to stage a musical version of Helen Keller's life. Who to cast as Keller? Why Timmy of course.

I heart THE CRITIC: Quotes 3

Jay Sherman: [after watching "The Patriot," unconvincingly] Wasn't that a wonderful piece of popcorn entertainment?

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Dick Solomon: [reading Dr. Seuss] My God, this man is a genius!

I heart THE GOLDEN GIRLS: Trivia 3

All four actresses won Emmys for their performances.

I heart MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE: Trivia 2

The monster seen rising from the water in the opening credits is the monster from Clash of the Titans (1981).

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Season Two - Treehouse of Horror

Bart and Lisa try to outdo each other with by telling ghost stories while Homer listens in, including:
Bad Dream House; The Simpsons move to a haunted house, beam into outer space and take on a chilling literary classic. In the first segment, the family checks into a mansion that tries to make them kill one another.

Hungry Are The Damned; Kang and Kodos bring the Simpsons aboard a spaceship, and then proceed to entertain and feed them in preparation for what might prove to be their last supper.

The Raven; Lisa reads Bart the classic poem, while the family take parts in a Simpsonized version.

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Charlotte is a picture-perfect bride in a Vera Wang strapless wedding gown with a traditional train.

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Season 5 - Here Comes the Neighborhood:
This wickedly satiric episode of South Park mocks class and race relations. When a series of rich African-American families arrive in South Park, the locals hatch a plan to get them to leave. The townspeople are offended by the families' wealth, not their race. This set-up allows for the biting, irreverent comedy South Park fans have come to expect.

I heart THE CRITIC: Quotes 2

Franklin: I have a new girlfriend for you, son. Her name is Barbie and she lives in Mali-boo. She already has a boyfriend named Ken, but he's not much of a man,
[whispering]
Franklin: ... I checked.

I heart 3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN: Quotes 2

Dick: "There's nothing wrong with feeling good about yourself, especially if you look like me."

I heart THE GOLDEN GIRLS: Trivia 2

Estelle Getty (Sophia) is 73 days younger than Beatrice Arthur (Dorothy), even though Sophia is Dorothy's mother.

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Lois: I just found out your family has a little nickname for me.
Hal: What is it?
Lois: "Lois Common Denominator."