I heart KING OF THE HILL: Character Bios

NAME: Hank Hill

OCCUPATION: Salesman of propane and propane accessories with honor and dignity.

THE TWO WOMEN IN HIS LIFE: His guitar Betsy and his wife Peggy.

QUOTE: "Nobody likes a knowitall who sits around talking about their genitalia."

DREAM VACATION: All expenses paid week long mowing workshop at the Lawn Care Academy of America

EMBARRASSING IMPERFECTION: A narrow urethra