I heart DHARMA & GREG: Quotes

Greg: I'd usually exchange phone numbers with you, we'd start dating, things would go pretty well at first, until I started calling you too much, then you'd get annoyed and start screening your calls, so I call you really late 'cause I know you'll be home, you pick up, I panic, hang up, you star-69 me, I'm too embarrassed to ever talk to you again, so we break up.
Dharma: Aaack! Let's not do that!



Greg: Married, I can’t believe it…are we nuts?
Dharma: Yeah, but think of the great story we’ll be able to tell our children.
Greg: Oh, good. You want to have children.
Dharma: Yeah, unless you want to have them.