I heart FRIENDS: Trivia

The opening credits sequence in which the stars dance in a fountain was shot in Warner Bros LA lot at 4am. The water was kept heated through a pump. The group was given the words to the Rembrandts song but it was not playing in the background because the song had not been recorded. Jennifer Aniston is seen lip syncing the song in the opening and closing credits.

I heart EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND: Episode Guide & Quotes

"Six Feet Under"


Episode Number: 44
Season Num: 2
First Aired: Monday April 27, 1998


When six-foot-tall Raymond discovers that he's shrunk a quarter of an inch, the resultant midlife crisis grows until it stretches into "an end-of-life crisis." So before he gets put six feet under, he decides to make a list of his dreams and goals in life. But when Debra finds him writing his "Things To Do Before I Die" list, she decides to show her husband the proper way to have his crisis. Meanwhile, Marie gets mad at Frank when she discovers that he sold half of their burial plot for a profit.

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Marie: Good news! I found a cemetery that can fit us all in!
Debra: Misery, your company's here.
Marie: It might be a little tight though. One of us has to be vertical. Debra, would you mind being the vertical one?
Ray: Why Debra, ma?
Marie: Well it can't be your brother, his head would stick out of the ground.

Ray: (about the lifts that Debra bought for his shoes) I can't wear lifts!
Debra: They're not lifts, they're extra-thick odor eaters. Two birds with one stone.

Marie: Why didn't you tell us you were going through a midlife crisis?
Ray: I'm still getting the announcements printed, Ma.

I heart C.S.I.: Episode Guide

"Cats in the Cradle"

Episode Number: 43

Season Num: 2

First Aired: Thursday April 25, 2002

Grissom and Catherine investigate the stabbing death of an 80-year-old woman who lived in a run-down house full of cats; Nick and Sara comb through the remains of a car bombing that was, apparently, a murder plot gone awry.

I heart MY NAME IS EARL: Quotes

Randy: Hey Joy, can you help me?

Joy: The only thing that would help your worthless, never-achieve-anything-in-your-waste-of-a-breath life is if somebody drowned you in the river. (starts laughing) I'm just giving you a hard time sweetie. Whatcha need?

Randy: I'm trying to return this letter for Earl's list, but the address has a shamrock smudge. I've been asking everyone in the trailer park to help me figure out who wrote it.

Joy: Well that's easy! (opens it)

Randy: Earl says it's illegal to open somebody else's mail.

Joy: That's the good thing about having three strikes. You don't have to worry about stupid laws anymore.

Randy: I wish I had three strikes.

Joy: (sweetly) You will someday.

I heart SEINFELD: Trivia

The show's often-repeated phrase, "Yada, yada, yada," was ranked #1 in TV Guide's list of TV's 20 Top Catchphrases (21-27 August 2005 issue).

I heart DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES: Episode Guide

"There's Something About a War"

Episode Number: 36

Season Num: 2

First Aired: Sunday January 22, 2006

Dr. Ron informs Susan that she needs a splenectomy, and it's the doctor's first time, which leads Susan rather uneasy. Gabrielle is not so pleased when Carlos brings up the topic of "baby" again as Carlos still wants to continue trying to conceive again. Gabrielle and her arch-enemy Sister Mary Bernard finally face off in church when Gabrielle confronts her about getting rid of her from Carlos' life. Tom decides to apply for an empty position at Lynette's job, which leads to the arousal of past issues in their marriage. Lastly, Matthew and Danielle's relationship is found out by both their mothers, which leads to big repercussions later on for Bree and her past secret with Andrew last year.

I heart DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES: Episode Guide

"Remember"

Episode Number: 47 (Season Finale)

Season Num: 2

First Aired: Sunday May 21, 2006

Flashbacks (featuring special guest stars Steven Culp, Jesse Metcalfe and Roger Bart) take us back to key moments in time for Bree, Lynette, Susan and Gabrielle and how they connect to the present. Also, in other flashbacks we are taken back to the day Melanie Foster was murdered. Back in the present, Bree gets some frightening news. Susan moves into a trailer after her house was burnt down. Lynette and the kids are staying at a hotel. After seeing a report on the news, Gabrielle believes Carlos died. Paul begs Zach to get him a good lawyer via Noah. After hearing Betty's message on her cellphone about Matthew being a murderer Bree realizes she needs to escape from the psychiatric hospital and help Danielle, who has run away with him. When he sees Mike buying an engagement ring, Karl buys Susan a house. Lynette finds out that Tom has an illegitimate daughter from before they were married. Gabrielle discovers a shocking secret her husband has been keeping from her.