I heart SCRUBS: Episode Guide & Quotes

"My Old Man"

Episode Number: 19

Season Num: 1

First Aired: Tuesday April 9, 2002

An assortment of moms and dads descend on their offspring at home and in the workplace. J.D.'s father is a gregarious yet lonely divorcee who's desperately trying to be just one of the guys. Elliot's folks, on the other hand, are a snooty couple whose pompous behavior dismays their daughter. Similarly rattled is Turk, unnerved by the bonding of his girlfriend, Carla, and his brassy mother. But the most vexatious parent by far is the Janitor's dad.

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Janitor's father: You know, this has got to be the most piss-poor sorry excuse for a hospital that I have ever set foot in.

Janitor: Well, Dad, in that case, feel free to not stop by every day that you're in town.

Janitor's father: Good-bye, son. See you tomorrow.