I heart KING OF THE HILL: Episode Guide and Quotes

"Hank's Dirty Laundry"

Season 2, Episode 17
Original Airdate: Sunday March 01st, 1998

When a video store clerk inaccurately accuses Hank of renting a pornographic video and not returning it, Hank takes his case to the courts in an attempt to clear both his name and his credit report.
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Hank: (to Clerk) Who is calling me a liar, you or the machine? 'Cause I need to know whose ass to kick.