I heart KING OF THE HILL: Episode Guide & Quotes

"Keeping Up With Our Joneses"

Episode Number: 10

Season Num: 1

First Aired: Sunday April 27, 1997

Hank catches Bobby smoking, and punishes him by making him smoke a whole carton of cigarettes. The plan backfires when not only does Bobby get addicted to cigarettes, but Hank and Peggy get re-addicted. They enlist many ways to help them quit as a family. Luanne saves the day, when she becomes "fed-up" with the addiction.

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Luanne: I cannot believe you're all smoking! Don't you know more peopledie of smoking than die of... war... in Vietnam... every day?

Hank: (reading cigarette box to Bobby) Cancer, heart disease, emphysema...Bobby: I thought those were the ingredients.