I heart EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND: Episode Guide & Quotes

"Six Feet Under"


Episode Number: 44
Season Num: 2
First Aired: Monday April 27, 1998


When six-foot-tall Raymond discovers that he's shrunk a quarter of an inch, the resultant midlife crisis grows until it stretches into "an end-of-life crisis." So before he gets put six feet under, he decides to make a list of his dreams and goals in life. But when Debra finds him writing his "Things To Do Before I Die" list, she decides to show her husband the proper way to have his crisis. Meanwhile, Marie gets mad at Frank when she discovers that he sold half of their burial plot for a profit.

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Marie: Good news! I found a cemetery that can fit us all in!
Debra: Misery, your company's here.
Marie: It might be a little tight though. One of us has to be vertical. Debra, would you mind being the vertical one?
Ray: Why Debra, ma?
Marie: Well it can't be your brother, his head would stick out of the ground.

Ray: (about the lifts that Debra bought for his shoes) I can't wear lifts!
Debra: They're not lifts, they're extra-thick odor eaters. Two birds with one stone.

Marie: Why didn't you tell us you were going through a midlife crisis?
Ray: I'm still getting the announcements printed, Ma.