I heart SCRUBS: Episode Guide & Quotes

"My New Coat"

Season: 2
Episode: 5
First Aired: 10/24/2002

Elliot sleeps with a handsome doctor she hardly knew and soon becomes the hospital tramp.Turk suffers from his back after operating with Dr. Amato, a very short surgeon.J.D. finds out that wearing a white coat doesn't make him a better doctor, but is upset by having Dr. Cox throw in his face that he made another mistake.And Dr. Kelso is just dying for an opportunity to lash out his anger on Dr. Cox.

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J.D.: You were wrong and I was right.

Dr. Cox: I beg your pardon?J.D.: Anosmia isn't a side-effect of I.V. Imipenem. Plus, Mr. Blair had multiple nasal polypectomies, and septoplasty; and his loss of smell is most likely caused by repeated manipulation of the sinuses along with concurrent infection. So, I didn't make a mistake; and you were wrong when you said, "Nice goin', Newbie."Dr. Cox: Here you've put me in a tough situation: I can't honestly decide whether to say, "Duh," uh, "Doy," or a very sarcastic, "Oh, really?" My God, Fiona, I know it wasn't your fault; hell, the patient probably knows! But he seemed a little distraught, like maybe being able to blame somebody for a second or two just might make him feel a little better? And, I know, maybe it's me, but doesn't that seem like something that goes right along with wearing that fancy white coat? It... does, doesn't it.

J.D.: Kinda.

Dr. Cox: Gosh, I'm so proud of ya. Put her there.He hold out his hand

Dr. Cox: Woof.

J.D.'s Narration: "Woof"?