I heart TWO AND A HALF MEN: Episode Guide & Quotes

"Merry Thanksgiving"

Episode Number: 10

Season Num: 1

First Aired: Monday November 24, 2003

In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner

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Charlie: I need to show Lisa that I'm a family man.

Alan: But you're not.

Charlie: That's not the point. She's about to go off and marry some jerk, just because he loves her and wants to settle down.

Alan: Oh, I see. You're Satan.